The Victoria was like bad 80’s rap, with unnecessary comical lyrics and strict adherence to perfect masculine rhyme schemes—-add the Cross to Victoria and this hip-hop variation is wiggity-wiggity whack y’all. It is far more awkward to tie and wear than the Victoria. I feel like I dipped in the Ostertag metaphor well too early, I didn’t know it could get worse.
This knot is unwieldy, ugly, and clumsy.
It is the Tuffle Shuffle of tie knots.
Asymmetrical is one thing. This knot is asymmetrical’s fat, left-handed, ginger cousin.
I feel like I’m wearing the Chunk-Sloth kiss.