The Simple Truth.
Stealing this guy's line.

by Tony Creech on Friday, October 8, 2010

Denny: Teacher, I’m going to give your cat a present.
Me: Really?
Denny: Yes, really. I will bring it next time.
Me: That’s so sweet, Denny. What present will you give to my cat?
Denny: A watch.

Tony Creech
anthony thomas creech is Founder of Citadel Magazine. He's a marketing executive, filmmaker, screenwriter, columnist, and university lecturer on film, audio, media, and faith. You can find him at

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